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    I just got home from a friend's funeral. He drown last week. I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
    Nobody stands up
    Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
    Little Johnny stands up
    Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
    Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
    Nobody stands up
    Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
    Little Johnny stands up
    Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
    Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
    gotta love Little Johnny!

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    I almost had sex with a transvestite.

    Looked like a girl, talked like a girl, kissed like a girl.

    It was when she parked the car into the garage in reverse on the first try that I thought "Hold on a minute..."
    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob marley View Post
    Seen it before so I did not do no. 3.

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    I did #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Seen it before so I did not do no. 3.
    All I saw was the improper use of "your". Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by copier addict View Post
    All I saw was the improper use of "your". Lol
    Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
    You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
    Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire

    What's the issue? Emujo

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    Quote Originally Posted by emujo2 View Post
    Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
    You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
    Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire

    What's the issue? Emujo
    Well, if you think that "smiling right now" belongs to you, then I guess there is no issue. Lol

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