Thread: Joke of the Day

  1. #3821
    Senior member of CRS 2,500+ Posts
    Joke of the Day

    ZOOTECH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Insane Diego, CA
    Posts
    3,367
    Rep Power
    102

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Since April.

    Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.
    If you are not getting benefits (health ins, retirement, etc) charge at least twice what you were earning.
    Sorry, I didn't realize this was in the 'Joke of the Day' thread.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

  2. #3822
    Service Manager 1,000+ Posts
    Join Date
    Mar 2017
    Posts
    1,568
    Rep Power
    73

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by copier addict View Post
    Well, if you think that "smiling right now" belongs to you, then I guess there is no issue. Lol
    Yep, missed that one..LOL

  3. #3823
    Service Manager 10,000+ Posts
    Joke of the Day

    Phil B.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Location
    Raleigh NC
    Posts
    22,669
    Rep Power
    659

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Since April.

    Got a call today from my former boss. The new kid he hired the first of this year quit so now he needs me to come in part time.
    now I understand why this was posted in " The Joke of the Day "!

  4. #3824
    ALIEN OVERLORD 2,500+ Posts fixthecopier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    The Republic of Pineland
    Posts
    4,716
    Rep Power
    134

    Re: Joke of the Day

    A man and woman are having sex and the woman is not satisfied...
    Woman : You know, this wasn't what I expected when you said you were magical in bed
    *Man pulls out ten of hearts
    Man : And is this your card?
    Woman : Holy shit
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

  5. #3825
    ALIEN OVERLORD 2,500+ Posts fixthecopier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    The Republic of Pineland
    Posts
    4,716
    Rep Power
    134

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Q? What did the bra say to the hat?

    A= You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

  6. #3826
    ALIEN OVERLORD 2,500+ Posts fixthecopier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    The Republic of Pineland
    Posts
    4,716
    Rep Power
    134

    Re: Joke of the Day

    A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

    "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
    "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
    "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
    Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.............She never got your email!
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

  7. #3827
    ALIEN OVERLORD 2,500+ Posts fixthecopier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    The Republic of Pineland
    Posts
    4,716
    Rep Power
    134

    Re: Joke of the Day

    My wife hates it when I steel the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I willing to take.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

  8. #3828
    Senior member of CRS 2,500+ Posts
    Joke of the Day

    ZOOTECH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Insane Diego, CA
    Posts
    3,367
    Rep Power
    102

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    My wife hates it when I steel the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I willing to take.
    Just don't get caught in the shredder.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

  9. #3829
    Service Manager 1,000+ Posts
    Joke of the Day

    Lagonda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    1,650
    Rep Power
    71

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    My wife hates it when I steel the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I willing to take.

    Groan.jpg
    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

  10. #3830
    Field Supervisor 500+ Posts
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    chas
    Posts
    555
    Rep Power
    38

    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    My wife hates it when I steel the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I willing to take.
    You trying to stir up trouble again.

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Get the Android App
click or scan for the Copytechnet Mobile App

-= -= -= -= -=


IDrive Remote Backup

Lunarpages Internet Solutions

Advertise on Copytechnet

Your Link Here