A man and woman are having sex and the woman is not satisfied...
Woman : You know, this wasn't what I expected when you said you were magical in bed
*Man pulls out ten of hearts
Man : And is this your card?
Woman : Holy shit
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Q? What did the bra say to the hat?
A= You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.............She never got your email!
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
My wife hates it when I steel the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I willing to take.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
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