A plane with Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders is about to crash, but it has only 3 parachutes. Jeb Bush yells, Im part of a Republican Legacy, I cant die, takes the first parachute, and jumps. Donald Trump yells, Im the President and the smartest man in the world, grabs the second parachute, and jumps. Hillary asks Bernie, Now, how are we going to decide fairly who gets the last parachute?
Bernie smiles. Dont worry, there are parachutes for both of us. The worlds smartest man just took my backpack.
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