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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by izzynut View Post
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    Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid.


    Did y'all read it twice, it was copy and paste twice?

    $5000 @ 12% interest = $23.07 what a ripper deal...
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Cats like to read also.


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    Cats like to read also.

    Hi Slim.
    I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
    I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

    Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?
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    Nope. I thought it was just me. =^..^=
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    I don't see it either (IOS), all I see is a question mark in a blue square-font unknown?
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by izzynut View Post




    Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid.

    Hi izzynut I owe you an apology of sorts...

    When I first read the above joke it was cut an paste twice. I thought it was cut and paste twice to carry a hidden message.
    The hidden message I assumed, the joke was about the New York Bank charging $23.07 interest on a $5000 loan.
    A quick calculation in my head arrived at $5000 @ 12% interest = $600.

    And the punch line to the joke: I thought the N.Y. Bank short changed themselves.

    concluding:
    I assumed the bank was in error because I took the interest as principle of the loan in total.
    If you reason that the bank loan was taken over 52 weeks; interest is correct at $23.07.
    ($5000 @ 12% ) = $600
    ($600/52 weeks) = $11.53 /per week
    ($11.53 x 2 weeks) = $23.07


    Solly olly....

    I thought that the joke carried a hidden IQ test as the punch line......
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Hi Slim.
    I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
    I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

    Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?
    It is in a .pnf file format. I have used Irfanview to convert it to a .pdf. Let me know if that works.
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Hi there!
    YEP!
    Greetings...

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Hi Slim.
    I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
    I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

    Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?
    Yes, if I allow pictures to be loaded automatically. Something I don't always do because of the enforced thrift I went through previously.
    For what it is worth, and this is just a guess, while we try to be a community, we live in different parts of the world, and while the law of common sense is acknowledged and appreciated here, the laws where we each live are probably different and might not allow that.
    On a more terrifying note, perhaps there isn't a picture in his last post. That could be kinda spooky if you're trying to look for one were none is present. EEK!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Hi Slim.
    I cannot to see any of the images you attach in this forum.
    I've tried 3 different browsers using others O/S and firewall settings.

    Does anybody else see Slims pictures/images?
    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post
    Nope. I thought it was just me. =^..^=
    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    I don't see it either (IOS), all I see is a question mark in a blue square-font unknown?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iowatech View Post
    Yes, if I allow pictures to be loaded automatically. Something I don't always do because of the enforced thrift I went through previously.
    For what it is worth, and this is just a guess, while we try to be a community, we live in different parts of the world, and while the law of common sense is acknowledged and appreciated here, the laws where we each live are probably different and might not allow that.
    On a more terrifying note, perhaps there isn't a picture in his last post. That could be kinda spooky if you're trying to look for one were none is present. EEK!
    The last 2 images I have posted are from the Cats group on social media MeWe.com. I wonder if they tack on coding where only members can see them. Most of the actual jokes I share are from gwaddle's Facebook.

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