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If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
63 Pakistanis died on Christmas Island this morning. It was not a terrorist attack. A bunk bed in the detention centre collapsed. The police are blaming AL IKEA.
Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trycoxagain.
Kudos Marathon Man!Originally Posted by izzynut
Man walks into a pet store and sees a sign for a "Toothless Gerbil, $200"
"Wow" he says, that's a lot for a gerbil with no teeth.
The clerk comes over and says:
"Let me show you why, open your zipper."
He places the gerbil in the mans pants and it gives him the best blow job he has ever had.
An hour later, the man walks into his kitchen and throws the gerbil down on the floor at his wifes feet.
She screamed and jumped up on the counter:
"What the hell is that?"
Her husband replied:
"It doesn't mater, teach it to cook, and get the fuck out!"
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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If allergic to oral Trycoxagain or Penisstillin try the topical cream Noclamiscene...
(Doc's hand writting...)
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Not sure if I should laugh , cry or have another beer.....
A man is stuck in traffic in downtown DC when a charity worker approaches his car window.
He rolls down the window to hear the charity worker tell him,
"Terrorists have captured Congress! If we don't give them 100 million dollars in 24 hours they're going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going around collecting donations."
He pauses, then asks the charity worker,
"How much have you collected so far?"
"300 gallons."
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
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