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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Courtesy of the 'American Legion' magazine: Have you heard about the cowboy who got a daschound?
    Everyone said he should get a long, little doggie. 😂
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    Courtesy of the 'American Legion' magazine: Have you heard about the cowboy who got a daschound?
    Everyone said he should get a long, little doggie. 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    He most likely got it from Facebook as I have seen it there for a couple of days.
    Dunno what happened there, look at Izzy's post on the work PC and its absolutely blank, hence my post about it not being funny. Use any other device and I can see Izzy's cartoon. Strange
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda View Post
    Dunno what happened there, look at Izzy's post on the work PC and its absolutely blank, hence my post about it not being funny. Use any other device and I can see Izzy's cartoon. Strange
    Apparently there is some combination of Windows/browser/imaging plugin for browser that is unable to render images copied from Facebook. I have had others complain that things I have copied from Facebook come up blank on their PCs.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    Courtesy of the 'American Legion' magazine: Have you heard about the cowboy who got a daschound?
    Everyone said he should get a long, little doggie. 😂


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    A vicar was stopped by the police at night for not having a back light.

    The vicar says, I dont need a back light, the Lord is with me.

    The policeman says, Two on a bike as well, thats another offence.
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    Ive just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when its raining in Sweden.

    And Im thinking, Who the f*cks going to let me know when its raining in Sweden?
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!

    Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was only ground this morning.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by FrohnB View Post
    Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!

    Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was only ground this morning.
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....

    It takes less than 15 seconds..


    If you are male and over 60 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test

    How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?


    1. _ _NDOM


    2. F_ _K


    3. P_N_S


    4. PU_S_


    5. S_X


    6. BOO_S

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    Answers:
    1. RANDOM


    2. FORK


    3. PANTS


    4. PULSE


    5. SIX


    6. BOOKS



    You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?



    The good news is:

    You do NOT have Alzheimer's.

    You are a pervert.


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