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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mjarbar View Post
    You may find the following equation a help:

    V(hemi) = 2/3 π r^3 (Volume = two thirds pi times radius cubed)

    Have fun...

    You forgot to add in the equation for the ancient egyptian hand span distance around a sphere.
    Which would work out to be (2/3 π r^3 ) /2 . (div sphere in two halves ) should allow for a firm grip on the alger-bra.

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    Look at that rack!!!

    Rack_19.jpg

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    Look at that rack!!!

    Rack_19.jpg
    To be politicaly correct you'll also have to make reference to " LOOK AT THOSE KNOBS"
    Sh!t did I say that, ohhh skip that......

    I',m outa here

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    Look at that ass!

    ass.jpg

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    To be politicaly correct you'll also have to make reference to " LOOK AT THOSE KNOBS"
    Sh!t did I say that, ohhh skip that......

    I',m outa here
    Look at those knobs!!

    knobs.jpg

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    Look at those knobs!!

    knobs.jpg
    And what a fine selection of Knobs they are too. I see there is Black ,White ,Gray Usual and Unusal. There even some that could pass for oriental.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    Look at that ass!

    ass.jpg

    No...no...,no I'm not going to go there. Not with an ass like that....
    Ohhh... sh!t sorry....

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Look at that beaver!



    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    Look at that beaver!


    Now your really starting to scare me . Your digging up photo's that look like my ex-girlfreinds.

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    Look at those buns!

    buns.jpg

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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