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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mrwho View Post
    Look at those buns!

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    Yes yes they are nice safe buns. They're not baking in the oven so it's safe to say you've had a good night out.
    Discriptively speaking of course . You have to be policticaly correct and such these days. You can't off-end any one.
    Not that I would do such a thing.
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    Re: Joke of the Day

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    Look at those puppies!!!
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    So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by mjarbar View Post
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    Look at those puppies!!!
    Yep nice looking puppies but I bet the bitch will bite you in the @ss if you tried to play with them...
    I'm just saying . I gota keep my politically correct composer here....
    Yer right......... .....
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    But remember, there's some of us that would have no interest in bra size calculations ;-)
    The space in between your post and this reply should serve as proof that guys will be pigs just because they can be. No further evidence is needed.
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    On another topic...

    A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
    She asked, "What size condoms?"
    The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

    "Cleanup, Register 5"
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Look at those jugs!

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    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

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    Look at that pussy!

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    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1 View Post
    The space in between your post and this reply should serve as proof that guys will be pigs just because they can be. No further evidence is needed.
    I can assure you, by this age, I've worked that one out for myself...a long time ago

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    Look at those knockers!

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    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Nice hooters!

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