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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by manuals4you View Post
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    WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?
    correct me if i'm wrong paul....but i think the smilie underneath means that littleredgirl...thinks its funny...

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by manuals4you View Post
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    WTF ! What is the point of posting someone else's entire message without adding anything?
    Isn't that what the 'Like' button is for?

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Have you tried turning it off and on? No...Oh, it works now!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    King Billy Coke-Bottle (Indigenous Gent) had two pig dogs.

    They where forever out putting broods of pups, so he name one National and the other Inter-National.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    King Billys Wife Giddagen was about to have their next child,
    but Billy was working out of town so he couldn't attend the birth.
    Knowing this he arranged for his brother Morten to go along to make sure all the usual
    family details where in order. It's traditional custom for the father to name the baby at birth
    so he left the naming of the new baby up to his brother Morten.

    After the birth was over Billy phoned up his brother and asks, Morten "what did you name the baby".

    "Well dare Bro",Morten say's" dare where two babies", a boy and a girl.
    Whoa..., ok dare Morten.

    Well What did you name the girl den Morten. Well I named her Deniece.
    Well dare den Morten I'm prouda of ya, dats a fine upstanding name for a girl.

    What did you name da boy den Morten.... "Denephew......." ........?.......

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    King Billys Wife Giddagen was about to have their next child,
    but Billy was working out of town so he couldn't attend the birth.
    Knowing this he arranged for his brother Morten to go along to make sure all the usual
    family details where in order. It's traditional custom for the father to name the baby at birth
    so he left the naming of the new baby up to his brother Morten.

    After the birth was over Billy phoned up his brother and asks, Morten "what did you name the baby".

    "Well dare Bro",Morten say's" dare where two babies", a boy and a girl.
    Whoa..., ok dare Morten.

    Well What did you name the girl den Morten. Well I named her Deniece.
    Well dare den Morten I'm prouda of ya, dats a fine upstanding name for a girl.

    What did you name da boy den Morten.... "Denephew......." ........?.......





    Man, I love that joke.

    I was gunna type this out but it's much better if ya have the time to youtube it.
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD

    Way too long to repost here but so so funny. It's already doing the rounds on facebook and the replys n amazon are up to 43 pages, some of the comments as funny as the review.


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    What do u call a roach ash that burns a hole in your shirt"

    a pot hole



    Why is a roach clip called a roach clip"

    because pot holder was already taken.


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Silvertoast View Post
    What do u call a roach ash that burns a hole in your shirt"

    a pot hole



    Why is a roach clip called a roach clip"

    because pot holder was already taken.
    How appropiate on "420" .

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
    It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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