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Maybe that's why we get along so well?
My wife went shopping at the mall with a credit card about a year and a half ago. I came home and found a large stainless steel gas grill on my back deck. We get along well also.
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Maybe that's why we get along so well?
My wife went shopping at the mall with a credit card about a year and a half ago. I came home and found a large stainless steel gas grill on my back deck. We get along well also.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Eskimo takes his car to the garage. Says to the mechanic "everytime I move my car there's a little patch of oil underneath"
the mechanic has a quick look underneath, then says "It looks to me like you've blown a seal"
(wait for it....)
the eskimo replies "that's just frost on my moustache!"
Saw it, had to share it.
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
please tell me which planet you are from.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. The lawyer picks up the note.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
I come from my own little planet, which is good, they know me hereplease tell me which planet you are from.
Don't forget to take the happy pills the nice doctor prescribed, okay?I come from my own little planet, which is good, they know me here
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
I just post 'em...I don't explain 'em.
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
i do like your planet,is it, 3rd Rock from the SunI come from my own little planet, which is good, they know me here
thats easy to explain
the cats feet got cold
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