Joke of the Day

[gwaddle]

Oh no!!

[gwaddle]

Another one.

[skynet]

On Animal Hospital, I always wondered why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they'd be looking at a young beaver.


I think we have to forgive Rolf Harris, simply because he's such an amazing man.
For example on Animal Hospital I once saw him cure a young boy's pet snake in under 2 minutes, and all he got the boy to do was stroke it under the blanket until it was sick.


Rolf Harris has been accused of playing his didgeridoo in A-Minor.

[mjarbar]

The Seven Dwarfs came home tired from a long hard day's work, and decided to relax in the hot-tub. They put on their swimming trunks, grabbed some beers and hopped in. Soon they started to feel happy.
So Happy left.

The earth is rotating at over 1000 miles per hour, however humans don't feel the effect of it.
...Until the ninth or tenth pint....

If you close your eyes and rub a Kiwi fruit in one hand and rub one of your testicles in the other, it's difficult to tell the difference.
It also gets you banned from Asda....

Three married guys died and met St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St Peter asked the first guy: "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy answered honestly: "Yes, every chance I got."
St Peter pointed to two doors, telling the guy to enter the second one.
He then turned to the second guy and asked him: "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "A couple of times" the guy replied.

St Peter ordered him through door two. Then he asked the third guy:
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy thought for a moment and said:
"Well, there was one time. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas, and I noticed they had only one cowgirl working there to look after all the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and he said: "She's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose!"
So that's when I cheated on my wife."

St Peter told him to enter door one. The guy asked: "What's going on? You sent the other guys to door number two."
"I know", said St Peter. "and they're both going to hell. But you and I are going to Texas."

[gwaddle]

No laughing.

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[mrwho]

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?









Sparky!

[Debs1964]

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[Debs1964]

I'm sure there are plenty of people on here who will appreciate this one

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[emujo]

For this young lady, I'm supportive of a gun ban...reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw..."No matter how good looking she is, somewhere, someone is tired of her shit..." EMujo

[Kidaver]

reminds me of this 2nd lieutenant we had come into the med station from the 9mm range....bloody nose and black eye having the pistol all the way up to his face.....