Joke of the Day

mjarbar · 05-14-2013

Originally Posted by gwaddle

Oil Change instructions for Women

Oil Change instructions for Men

<SNIP>

Money spent: Parts $50.00

DUI $2500.00

Impound fee $75.00

Bail $1500.00

Beer $40.00

Total: $4,165.00

Moral of story - don't change oil just drink beer...

**ZOOTECH** · 05-14-2013

A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.
The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe.
The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together.
the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him!

**gwaddle** · 05-14-2013

I like this.

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**ZOOTECH** · 05-15-2013

Originally Posted by gwaddle

I like this.

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Really not what I was expecting!

**Iowatech** · 05-15-2013

I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?
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**mojorolla** · 05-15-2013

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**Akitu** · 05-15-2013

It's been a while since I was able to post here... Got a few good ones.

What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

There's a collection of jokes far worse than that... I'm skimming through them to determine which one will accelerate my first class trip to hell the most.