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    Re: Joke of the Day

    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    The husband took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…” “Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”
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    In my younger days I would say to people "would'nt you love a pair of shoes made out of it , they would never ware out."
    Today I say to people "if I had a pair of shoes made out of it, the moths and the silverfiche would eat them away from lack of use...."

    Just kidding ...( she'll kill me if she reads this...)
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    the moths and the silverfiche would eat them away from lack of use...."
    True, but definitely not out of choice
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    True, but definitely not out of choice
    I find that hard to believe Debs....
    In Aussie slang we call that peice of a womans realestate the "map-of-tassie". Because the hair on the estate looks like the map of Tasmainia here in Oz.. Its' called the powerful patch, because many men have fort personal wars over it. It is the peice of realestate that lauched a thousand ship in Helen of Troy....

    Soooooo !... don't tell me it's from lack of choice........please!... common....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Soooooo !... don't tell me it's from lack of choice........please!... common....
    Unfortunately, yes, as of last week...another one bites the dust, I am all alone, yet again, I'm getting used to it now LOL
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    Unfortunately, yes, as of last week...another one bites the dust, I am all alone, yet again, I'm getting used to it now LOL
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    Here's a good one. I'm thinking this should be a global initiative.

    I saw this stuck to a machine out at one of the refineries I service.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    I would, but no-one wants me
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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    Post it notes from a stay at home dad...http://i.imgur.com/0aHp4cC.jpg
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Post it notes from a stay at home dad...http://i.imgur.com/0aHp4cC.jpg
    To credit the source; messagewithabottle.tumblr.com

    Very funny guy.
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