it was Friday morning and he was getting ready for work and he mad a bit of a noise putting the kettle on and making a cup of coffee.
his wife shouted do you have to make so much noise I am trying to sleep .he said all you do is sleep ,I have to go to work to earn money.
the row got worse and worse till eventually he slamed the front door and went to work.
he spent all day worrying about what he had said so on the way home he bought a huge bunch of red roses.
he went indoors and said to his wife, sorry love about this morning these roses are for you.
oh said his wife I suppose that means I will be on my back with my legs open all weekend.
he said sorry I thought we had a vase.
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