Joke of the Day

[slimslob]

Took. Me. A. Minute.

I had seen it before.

[gwaddle]

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[nmfaxman]

What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

[HenryT2]

For you who are into .....
Birding, birdwatching, and twitching


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[Akitu]

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They both look really depressed.
The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed."
"What a coincidence" he said. "My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too."
They start talking and after a few more drinks they decide to go to the woman's apartment for some kinky sex.
When they arrive at her apartment she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more uncomfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, holding a whip and handcuffs. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream and a rolling pin.
She notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door to leave.
"What's going on?" she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?"
He turns around and says, "I just fucked your dog and shat in your purse. I'm all done."

[NeoMatrix]

For you who are into .....
Birding, birdwatching, and twitching


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They recon the old birds come back to roost in the same tree. Looks like the old birds been around since 1969-1970.
It's probably an old XP or XR model, I can't know for sure without lifting up it's tail feathers...

[HenryT2]

They recon the old birds come back to roost in the same tree. Looks like the old birds been around since 1969-1970.
It's probably an old XP or XR model, I can't know for sure without lifting up it's tail feathers...

I had a white '64 Futura when I was in High School .....
in-line 6 ( 140cid automatic trans ) would do every bit of 50 mph ...downhill...
Awesome radio ; could pick up WLS radio out of Chicago ( keeping in mind that I am in MS ) : Loved that car !
Wish I still had it : Luckly , mine did not like to ROOST !

[Brian8506]

Its a falcon nesting in a tree

For you who are into .....
Birding, birdwatching, and twitching


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[Brian8506]

It was Sunday morning and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation.
Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the
Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children
questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than
four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

[Akitu]

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, “Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."