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    Re: Joke of the Day

    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Common seeming problems might be more complex that they look:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    I fucked a girl for an hour and 45 seconds last night.

    Thanks, Daylight Savings!
    Hahaah I gotta cum come clean. I have to be honest. I read this joke three or four times in passing an it finally dawn on me. We don't have daylight saving so I plead innocent.....
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    Bad decisions will be made....



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    Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track.

    Officials think it may be race related...
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    Why do brides wear white?

    All major appliances come in white!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by copymutt View Post
    Why do brides wear white?

    All major appliances come in white!
    I always thought the answer was "to match all the other kitchen appliances"

    Why do women have small feet?
    so they can get really close to the kitchen sink
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    Your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
    Made the chain too long

    i think I can outdo you on women jokes lol
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    How do you stop your wife from beating you to the TV remote control ?

    Shorten the biarch's chain from the bedroom ....
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    Whats the difference between a prostitute and your exwife ?

    One waits longer for payment......
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