Joke of the Day

[copymutt]

What the heck did I start here??. My wife thought the white appliance was sexist but funny. There are more than a few female techs out there. Hope they have a good sense of humor or we could be in for a bashing.

Copymutt

[Brian8506]

Should we tell him or let him find out what happens


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[Tonerbomb]

Should we tell him or let him find out what happens


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I want to see the after pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slimslob]

Whats the difference between a prostitute and your exwife ?

One waits longer for payment......

You are not required to continue paying the prostitute.

[fixthecopier]

If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.

[slimslob]

If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.

But what if the only reason she came out of the kitchen was to bring you an ice cold brew?

[NeoMatrix]

Should we tell him or let him find out what happens

I figure his day job he works as a parking officer putting on wheel clamps...?
Would love to see him put the vehicle in low range 4WD and drop the clutch........

[Debs1964]

If a car crashes into your living room, and kills your wife, whose fault is it?


Your wife's. If she had been in the kitchen where she belongs, she would still be alive.

Now I know why I'm single lol

[MjarbarV2.0]

I sold my vacuum cleaner today - it was just gathering dust!

My family motto is "Always leave them wanting more." Which is why I probably lost my job with the disaster relief agency!

[Debs1964]

I sold my vacuum cleaner today - it was just gathering dust!

That's cheating, using the joke that was voted best at the Edinburgh Fringe lol, I'm just annoyed that you used it before I got a chance to