I call my weed the Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned.
I call my weed the Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
How about this...
a salesman and a tech are walking down the road and see a dog kicking his balls. The salesman says "boy, I wish I could do that", and the tech replies "you better not, that son of a bitch might bite you"
I have been telling that one for 30 years with various characters.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
How about the man that observes a blind man with a seeing eye dog waiting for a bus. Soon the dog hikes it's leg and whizzes on the blind man. The blind man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a treat and proceeds to give it to the dog. The man can't believe this and asks the blind man "did you just reward that dog for pissing on your leg"? No said the blind man "I needed to find out where his head was so I could kick him in the ass"!
A blind man walks into a shop with his seeing eye dog.
He picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging him around his head.
A shop assistant says to the man "can I help you sir ?"
the man replies "nah I'm just looking around thanks".
(probably a repeat.........)
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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I Googled "Who gives a shit"...
My name wasn't in the search results...
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