cop pulls 2 people over
Walks up to the driver and ask for the licence.
The driver stalls and takes too long to find it and the cop reaches into the window and smacks him in the face. The driver yells "what was that for?"
Cop says that was for wasting his time. He checks the drivers info, write him a ticket for speeding and before he lets him go, he walks to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls it down and the cop smacks him in the mouth.
"What was that for" screams the passenger.
"I was granting your wish" said the cop
"What do you mean"
The cop replied "You know damn good and well you would have got a mile down the road and said ..I wish that mother fucker would have hit me like that!"
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