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A man is having a conversation with his new neighbor. The neighbor comments on how beautiful the man's wife is.
"Thank you. My wife will be flattered"
"Your wife is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen"
Again the man thanks him
"Your wife has the best looking tits"
"Where are you going with this?" ask the man
"You know , I would give $100 just to suck on one of her tits"
Instead of being offended, the man thought about how he could really use $100
He goes inside and tells his wife. She thinks about how they really need the money.
"Well , I guess it wouldn't be all that bad. I mean it would only take a few minutes and we need the money."
The woman takes her top off and lays down on the couch. The man goes outside and waves for his neighbor to come over.
"WOW, those are beautiful" he says
The neighbor kneels down and begins kissing the breast and rubbing his face on them, and licking them, but never sucks on them. This goes on for about 15 minutes and finally the husband says,"Well, aren't you going to suck on them?" to which the neighbor replies, "I can't. I don't have $100"
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
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