Someone told me I'm condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
My friend's dog died the other day, so I surprised her by going out and getting an identical dog.
She was furious, she said "what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
My wife told me I'm out of shape.
That's not true....round is a shape, is it not?
Sheesh!
I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. Thats why I keep mine locked up in the basement. - Tim Hawkins
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
From Natural Solutions Magazine's Facebook page.
Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler. The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
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