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    A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.

    I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
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    Someone told me I'm condescending.

    That means I talk down to people.
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    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    My friend's dog died the other day, so I surprised her by going out and getting an identical dog.

    She was furious, she said "what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Obviously it's a "brother" printer....
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    My wife told me I'm out of shape.

    That's not true....round is a shape, is it not?

    Sheesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
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    Obviously it's a "brother" printer....
    I had first seen it from as a feed from "Old Lutheran" Facebook page. Gwaddle either got it from there or from when I shared it on my Facebook time line.

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    A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.
    Jew: "Can I help you?"
    Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
    Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
    Witness: "No way?!"
    Jew: "Yahweh."
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    From Natural Solutions Magazine's Facebook page.



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    Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler. The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"
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