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Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.
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After a while the 1st guy says to the?? 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin????
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The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
$hit Happens - Deal with it and move on.........................................................................Lock & Load
My wife said she wanted to try the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do?
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
Originally Posted by Akitu
That has just caused me to spit my tea all over my keyboard.....lol.........
Darrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
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Refraining from replying to this lolDarrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't
I was actually waiting for your reply to my joke, your sense of humour seems to be quite similarly twisted as my own.Refraining from replying to this lol
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
You probably need to be British to understand this, but I thought it was funny
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't
I hate to bring facts into jokes, but the globally recognized statistics say that Congonese men average over 7" and the rest of us fall to about 5". The advantage of an average, is that it's a sum of all metrics divided equally, so some outliers are larger and smaller than average.
As an aside, I may have missed the connection of Britain-Iceland, and therefore, the joke.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
We have a cheap frozen food shop called Iceland, their advertising campaign uses the punchline "That's why mums go to Iceland"
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't
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