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    Darrr!.... I'd probably tell her not to swallow, but I'm definitely "no ex-spert" on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
    The Swallow, of course!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
    The swallow, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    If the dove is the bird of peace, then what is the bird of true love
    At our age I was going to write KFC but lagonda would have ripped strips off me....
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    At our age I was going to write KFC but lagonda would have ripped strips off me....
    As would I
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    My wife said she wanted to try the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do?
    As long as you pull out soon enough, there is no worry.

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    I can't help think that this joke may have been lost on some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    I can't help think that this joke may have been lost on some.
    But it seems to be getting a lot of mileage.

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    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.
    She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone Who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
    The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
    The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
    The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
    After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and her physician, Dr. Cores has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
    The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

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