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One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad"
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Two boys were walking home from church after a strong preaching about the devil...
One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad"
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man.
'Poor old fool' thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked, And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth.'
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
Originally Posted by Iowatech
I think this came from a competitor of McDonald's about McDonald's chicken nuggets. They were touting their "Chicken Breast Tenders" if I remember correctly. Not sure which competitor. KFC has strips and popcorn chicken.In Oz slang a Nugget can be a testicle or a lump of turd...
I guess it would depend if it was KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
or KFR (Kentucky Fried Rabbit). You don't usually hear
the term Rabbit Nugget...
Not really a joke, but the honest truth that happened to me today..
But I think this customer was a Joke...
Me: hello customer, I've come to fix your machine
Them: thanks but can't let you in
Me: okay, ermmm why
Them: due to a security risk
Me: okay no problem, I can't fix your machine then
Them : why not
Don't Ya love thick customers
I would have to assume that would be Burger King, or Hungry Jack's for the Aussies.
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
Her in Bakersfield, Happy Jack's is a local burger and pie place. Very small, only has a counter inside with seating for about 2 dozen. Very popular with a lot of people in the downtown area calling in orders to go. They also have very good pies. People will order pies for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
For some of us Aussies, what is the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations ?
I've seen Americian movies where there are referrences to either Thanksgiving or Christmas.
The Aussies celebrate Easter and Christmas, and generally drink to any other celebration we can make up on the day.
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Christmas is the same as Thanksgiving except you have people give you crappy gifts you would never buy for yourself.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
The inventor of predictive text has died.His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't
Tanks god four that. I wood like too stranger the basket for making such an annouying app....
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