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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Nothing new under the sun...Keep em coming!!! Emujo
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A man goes to his doctor to ask about penis enlargement..."Doc," said he, "I'm tiny. I can't satisfy my wife, and I'm ridiculed in changing rooms. I've tried every drug and herbal supplement, to no avail. I want to look into surgery."
"Well," said the doctor, peering at the man's twig-like member through a magnifying glass, "You're in luck. there's a new experimental procedure we're offering to a lucky few. It involves grafting the muscles from an elephant's trunk onto the shaft of your penis. This will not only increase the size, but it will also give an added boost to your ol' fella's strength and dexterity."
"That's fantastic!" exclaimed the man, "I'll do it!"
A few weeks after the procedure, the man returned home from the hospital. As he and his family sat down to dinner, his wife and kids asked him how it went. Before the man could answer, his enormous penis sprang from his trousers, reached across the table, grasped a dinner roll and retracted itself from view.
Aghast, but delighted, his wife exclaimed, "MY GAWD! That's the most incredible thing I've ever seen! Can you make it do that again?!"
The man replied, with a uncomfortable expression on his face,
"Probably, but I don't think I can fit another bun up my ass."
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
[QUOTE=Akitu;449798]I can't help but feel ripped off after seeing many jokes I know I put up reposted. I suppose it can't be helped at this point now though, this thread is a miracle in the works.
Lately I noticed that a number of the jokes I see here have either been on Facebook Group "Jokes & Funnys" either a day or 2 before or after I read them here. I think now that both posters on each site are getting them from "Get your Funny On".
Well maybe you have to invent some new jokes.
Copier had a bypass surgery, the damage to the leaking drum was so bad that the surgeon ended up with lot of paper cuts until he managed to get the bypass working. After a week of rehab feeding the poor copier with recycled paper and non OEM toner, the dev started vomiting rather big chunks of toner as Dr's blade suffered from massive dev reflux. The surgeon had no option but the operate again. Run couple of scans through they all came negative. Luckily new drum donor appeared in database from nearby workshop. Operation went flawlessly and new drum just needed priming up. Resuscitating dials were set and after few second new drum got coated with lovely layer of photons and dark particles. Dev spat out last bit of polystyrene ball made the drum to mishap and squeak for last time.
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Fixthecopier is on a service call to their favourite client but is friday afternoon and is desperate to get home and have a nice chilling evening. Walks to a office where they have identical machine as competitor just sitting next to theirs. Exactly the same. The model, the color, the options the lot. Fixthecopier machine display is black and tongue in form of A3 is hanging out of tray. With a grin on face Fixthecopier quickly removes company stickers and swapped them around. Does a quick copy, scan, and prints stapled document their "new" copier. Quickly starts filling the service book and docket when competitor Technician walks in for a regular inspection.
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