An Aussie, Irishman and a Pommy where travelling one night when their vehicle broke down.
They managed to hitch a ride to the nearest town and found a vacancy at a local Motel.
The manager of the Motel said " we only have single rooms available;
they are located one above the other on different floors."
The Pommy said " Jolly good I'll take the top floor."
The Aussie said "fine mate I'll take the middle floor"
The Irishman said "greeat I'll ave the boottom flooor."
The Pommy ,busting to go to the toilet,heads up to his room to use the bathroom.
As he's sitting on the throne he suddenly see's a ghostly apparition appear in the window.
Scared wittless he races out of the bathroom and dives under the bed covers in fear.
After quite some time under the covers he's still unable to move from the shock,so
he decides to crap in the bed,and then frantically throws the sheet out the window.
Next morning all three men meet down stairs in the Motel lobby.
The Aussie guy asks the pommy "how did you sleep last night?"
The Pommy says "Ah didn't sleep a wink, I saw a ghost in my window last night."
The Aussie say's "Mate,I didn't sleep either, I saw a ghost flying pass my window last night."
The Irishman said "Ey didn't sleep a wee bit, I saw me a ghoost fley pass me winda,
so I grabbed it an beat the crap out of it."
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