Joke of the Day

**Debs1964** · 03-24-2015

This was posted to my FaceBook wall, and Emujo suggested I should repost it here, so if it makes you groan too much then all complaints should be directed at Emujo

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**bigdaddy** · 03-25-2015

Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me, something smells.

**habik** · 03-25-2015

Originally Posted by Akitu

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on copytechnet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

Well done! I just joked on my morning toast

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**Akitu** · 03-26-2015

What do you call a cannibal that only eats coma patients?

A vegetarian.

**Akitu** · 03-27-2015

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November 18, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

**Kyo fan** · 03-29-2015

**habik** · 03-29-2015

Nice one Kyo Fan

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**Akitu** · 03-30-2015

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!

**bigwul** · 03-30-2015

A colleague felt the need to interrupt us with

"Did you hear that guy complaining about the ink in the copier machine needing replaced?"

"I didn't like his toner voice".....

<groan>