Joke of the Day

[jmaister]

To not repeat the joke.

anyone read the one about the Priest chasing the man with half a lemon?

I thought that was priceless.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...lf_of_a_lemon/

[emujo]

Husband arrives home after work right at 5 pm as usual. His wife is in a foul mood and start to berate him about everything that has went wrong during her day. After about an hour and 1/2 of this he says, "this is not doing us any good, let me go back outside and come in again and we can start over". So he goes back out side and comes in with a big smile and says "honey, I'm home". She screams out "where the hell have you been, you're almost 2 hours late". Emujo

[ZOOTECH]

A census worker walked up to a woman sitting on the porch. After introducing himself, he said, "How many children do you have?"
"Four," the woman answered.
"May I have their names?"
"Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George."
"Why did you name your forth child George?"
"We didn't want any Moe."

[NeoMatrix]

"snip

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

As funny as the above sounds, spare a thought for the good ol' Ram in a flock of sheep.
I've heard it said from Sheep station property owners themselves,
that a single stud Ram can service 2000 ewes in one night.

Scratch that mid-wif delivery date on your calendar...

[ZOOTECH]

As funny as the above sounds, spare a thought for the good ol' Ram in a flock of sheep.
I've heard it said from Sheep station property owners themselves,
that a single stud Ram can service 2000 ewes in one night.

Scratch that mid-wif delivery date on your calendar...

What kind of viagra do you have for those Rams?
Geese, that could be a call for early retirement.

[TheBlueOrleans]

Thaaaaaaat's why those trucks are so popular...
💡

[ZOOTECH]

Thaaaaaaat's why those trucks are so popular...
💡

I had to re-read the post, but I get it now.

[NeoMatrix]

What kind of viagra do you have for those Rams?
Geese, that could be a call for early retirement.

... Not a requirement.
The Rams have a block and tackle the size and shape of two small footballs.
The gear alone would make any man envious, let alone their libido and time span.

What happens to the Ram when he runs out of ewes.... ooooh!

[ZOOTECH]

... Not a requirement.
The Rams have a block and tackle the size and shape of two small footballs.
The gear alone would make any man envious, let alone their libido and time span.

What happens to the Ram when he runs out of ewes.... ooooh!

Ouch, sounds like a SM beastality, kinky thing.

[NeoMatrix]

Ouch, sounds like a SM beastality, kinky thing.

....No.

They can suffer blue ball which causes the tackle to drag in the dirty an burs, sometimes causing infection.
If they get infected they call in the veterinarian to ease the problem and clear up the infection.....

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