Joke of the Day

[fixthecopier]

[slimslob]

[ZOOTECH]

Did you hear about the college professor who wore a tuxedo to class?
He wanted to give his students a formal education.

[Coptech]

Did you hear about the college professor who wore a tuxedo to class?
He wanted to give his students a formal education.

That is much better than the racist version I had always heard about wearing a tuxedo to get a vasectomy saying "Doc, if I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent"

[slimslob]

[slimslob]

[NeoMatrix]

A couple had been married for about forty odd years.
They're laying in bed beside each other one night, when the old boy
leans over and start rubbing the missus up and down from head to toe.
He runs his hands down over her neck.
He run his hands slowly all over her breasts.
He moves his hand slowly down her thighs an over her buttocks.
He finally moves his hands down between her legs.
At this point the old girl is getting really excited by all attention.
He then suddenly stops and rolls over to his side of the bed.
After a long pause of silence the old girl rolls over and says
"that was nice dear, how come you stopped? Did I do something wrong?"
Oh! no dear, not all, I found the TV remote control thanks....


(Credit the missus for the above...)

[emujo]

A couple had been married for about forty odd years.
They're laying in bed beside each other one night, when the old boy
leans over and start rubbing the missus up and down from head to toe.
He runs his hands down over her neck.
He run his hands slowly all over her breasts.
He moves his hand slowly down her thighs an over her buttocks.
He finally moves his hands down between her legs.
At this point the old girl is getting really excited by all attention.
He then suddenly stops and rolls over to his side of the bed.
After a long pause of silence the old girl rolls over and says
"that was nice dear, how come you stopped? Did I do something wrong?"
Oh! no dear, not all, I found the TV remote control thanks....


(Credit the missus for the above...)

Wow, a zinger from Neo that I liked, and made sense..LOL Emujo

[nottoosharp]

Only copy guys will really get this


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