I just got home from a friend's funeral. He drown last week. I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".
I just got home from a friend's funeral. He drown last week. I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
I almost had sex with a transvestite.
Looked like a girl, talked like a girl, kissed like a girl.
It was when she parked the car into the garage in reverse on the first try that I thought "Hold on a minute..."
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again
I did #3
Your-belongs to you..Your House, your hair
You're- You Are. You're going to have to get to work on time, You're going to have to get a job..
Yore- stories and tales handed down over the ages. My grandfathers tales of yore are grate around the campfire
What's the issue? Emujo
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