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    BREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>> NFL CUTS ONE TEAM<<<<<<<<<< The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league. They've decided to combine Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string-

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    There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.
    If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?
    Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?
    And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?
    Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?
    How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
    What has this country come to when the Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

    Their Motto Will Be ...........???
    "If You gotta pee - We gotta see!"
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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    A penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    A police officer pulls over an elderly couple.
    He walks up to the driver's side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.
    The wife, hard of hearing, asks "what?! What did he say to you?"
    The husband replies "he wants my license!"
    The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.
    The wife yells "what?! What did he say to you?"
    The husband yells back "he says I was speeding!"
    As the officer looks at the license he notices they're from Ohio "you know, I used to live in Ohio. Worst place ever. I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldn't cook worth shit, constantly belittled me, and the sex was just awful."
    The old lady once again yells "what?! What did he say to you?"
    The husband yells back "he said you two used to date!"
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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