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    after his divorce a husband came out of the court jumping . dancing and singing
    his friend asked him why he was so happy
    he replied :court has said to pay my wife half of my salary
    friend asked : why r u happy ?
    he said : from now on I can have half of my salary
    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    See the black footed gulls pictured below. There's a subtle difference between the male and female... see if you can spot it (you'll have to click on the picture to open it)


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    Me: Hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis Balls' from Amazon?

    Wife: No.
    Dog: *pretending to read newspaper*


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    Quote Originally Posted by theengel View Post
    See the black footed gulls pictured below. There's a subtle difference between the male and female... see if you can spot it (you'll have to click on the picture to open it)


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    yup the female is on the right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    so what you are saying is ... I'm all 7 in 1! thanks

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    Ellen was quick to display her contempt for the crappy bouquet and box of candy her husband Jerry had gotten her for her birthday.
    She told him "Jerry....there better be something in the driveway that can go from zero to 200 in less than six seconds by tomorrow morning!"
    Sure enough, the next morning there is a beautifully wrapped package sitting in the driveway.
    Puzzled, Ellen goes outside and opens the package.
    In it she found a bathroom scale.
    They still haven't found Jerry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post

    Tis the Season!

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