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    A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town."

    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "No, he went with Mom and Dad."

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,
    mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are,
    if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad
    about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

    The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about
    that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have
    no idea howmuch he charges for Howard."


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    About Cricket

    Rules

    You have two sides, one out in the field
    and one in

    Each man that´s in the side that´s in goes out
    and when he´s out he comes in and the
    next man goes in until he´s out

    When they are all out the side that´s
    out comes in and the side that´s been
    in goes out and tries to get those
    coming in out

    Some times you get men still in
    and not out

    When both sides have been in and out
    including the not outs

    That´s the end of the game



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    man is in bed beside his wife of thirty years. Feeling romantic, he says, “I’m about to make you the happiest woman on the planet.”

    His wife says, “That's wonderful, Dear. I’ll miss you.”

    Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again

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    I called an old University classmate and asked what he was doing.

    He replied that he was working on: "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a ‘constrained’ environment."
    I was impressed!!!..

    However, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was; ‘washing dishes,..
    with hot water,.. under his wife's supervision’.



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