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    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
    This joke is the reason there needs to be a "Groan" button on this site. Lol

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.



    As she shut the door, she asked me the question I never wanted to hear.



    She said,"Who The Hell Was That Guy?"

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    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says , five beers please.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife? Nothing, he's Gladiator.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife? Nothing, he's Gladiator.
    That's sort of like: What happened to Maytag? Kevinator!
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says , five beers please.
    ... His mate walks in behind him (arms formed in a cross) no! no! better make that 10 thanks.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZOOTECH View Post
    That's sort of like: What happened to Maytag? Kevinator!
    runs in par with, 7-8-9

    definition 181 is a metric 69er
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    What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks!
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    I might have an open casket funeral...Remains to be seen.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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