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    My wife found out I was cheating on her when she found all of the letters I was hiding....She got so mad she said she;s never playing scrabble with me again.
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    in english please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    in english please
    I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by copier addict View Post
    I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.
    I just gave him a red flag for spamming, and everything else. If enough of us give him a negative reputation, maybe Anerisum will kick him off site.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Quote Originally Posted by copier addict View Post
    I think it is some kind of spammer. He is posting several other places with the same kind of stuff. I would recommend against clicking on anything he posts.
    i haven't and I have reported most of posts I have found..

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    A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.



    Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition".


    Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."


    The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand ---He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."


    (Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains)












































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