B renda O'Malley is home making dinner, as
Usual, when Patrick Flanagan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
somethin to tell ya".
" O f course you can come in, you're always
welcome, Patrick. But where's my husband?"
" T hat's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness
Brewery..."
" O h, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell
Me."
" I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
Is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
F inally, she looked up at Patrick.
" How did it happen, Patrick?"
" I t was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
Of Guinness Stout and drowned."
" O h my dear! But you must tell me truth,
Patrick . Did he at least go quickly?"
" W ell, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three
Times to pee."
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