Courtesy of the 'American Legion' magazine: Have you heard about the cowboy who got a daschound?
Everyone said he should get a long, little doggie. 😂
Courtesy of the 'American Legion' magazine: Have you heard about the cowboy who got a daschound?
Everyone said he should get a long, little doggie. 😂
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
A vicar was stopped by the police at night for not having a back light.
The vicar says, “I don’t need a back light, the Lord is with me.”
The policeman says, “Two on a bike as well, that’s another offence.”
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
I’ve just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden.
And I’m thinking, “Who the f*ck’s going to let me know when it’s raining in Sweden?”
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
Customer: Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was only ground this morning.
Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....
It takes less than 15 seconds..
If you are male and over 60 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
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Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
The good news is:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a pervert.
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