Sh*t End Users Say

[KenB]

I don't sleep anymore.
I have been asked this by customers but this time it came from my own daughter. Boy was I disappointed that day.

Dad, My friend wanted to print invitations but nothing's printing out.
Hmmm Does it print on regular paper?
Yes. But when she puts in the black paper nothing prints.
Black paper????.... Is she trying to do white fonts.
Yes.
Daddy has to put you on hold for a minute... I laughed for 5 minutes straight.
I answer her question with: Turns out you need a special print cartridge to print white.
Why is that?
Sigh. Honey the white on paper is the absence of ink.
So it won't work then?
No.
Thanks dad. Bye.

You mean you don't have an RGB printer?