Waddle Wisdom

[mjarbar]

Eccentricity is proportional to your bank balance

[gwaddle]

And still more Waddle wisdom: Will it never end?

If you're not sure you can trust someone, you should never give them your heart. Perhaps your kidney. You have two of those.

[michaelc]

If you have 'one foot in the grave', hop.


If the sign says hot, assume it is and don't touch it.

[HenryT2]

My wife saw this the other day and for some reason said it reminder her of me ...

" I didn't grow up ; I just learned how to act in public ! "

[Shadow1]

You're not lost... until you run out of gas.

Sniff test: Has your Right Guard left?

You can't pick up a turd by the clean end.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

[HenryT2]

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

I'm just doing the Mandatory part ...

I enjoy my Grand-kids too much to think about growing up !

[gwaddle]

Unfortunately doctors don't have all the answers and can only judge based on what they have seen in the past. They haven't designed a meter yet to measure the human spirit.

[Jules Winfield]

Unfortunately doctors don't have all the answers and can only judge based on what they have seen in the past. They haven't designed a meter yet to measure the human spirit.

They actually have one now, it's called a breathalyzer...

[Ollie1981]

Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes....

...because then when you come to judge him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

[gwaddle]

Waddle wisdom:

If your wife has put on weight, she won't be amused if you introduce her as your better 2/3rds.