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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Waddle wisdom:

    If your wife has put on weight, she won't be amused if you introduce her as your better 2/3rds.
    sorry Gwaddle bu this is not wisdom
    that is playing with fire,while running with scissors

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Waddle wisdom:

    Always be yourself. (unless you suck)
    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


    A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
    Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy Stanley

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Waddle wisdom:

    Always be yourself, unless you suck, then try to be me because I'm wonderful.

    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Even more Waddle wisdom:

    If you change your car horn to gunshot sounds, people will get out of the way faster.
    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Even more Waddle wisdom:

    If you change your car horn to gunshot sounds, people will get out of the way faster.
    gunshots.jpg
    “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by KenB View Post
    Hey, I never claimed it was original wisdom, just wise.
    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Hey, I never claimed it was original wisdom, just wise.
    Unfortunately, I spend far too much time on the "Cheezburger Network".
    “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Waddle wisdom:

    Always be yourself. (unless you suck)
    or a vacum cleaner

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    Re: Waddle Wisdom

    Not really Waddle wisdom, just something I figured out.

    Ever wonder where they came up with the idea for the appeals portion of our justice system? Does this sound familiar?

    If Mom says no, ask Dad.

    If Dad says no, ask Grandparents.

    Mom = District court
    Dad = Appeals court
    Grandparents = Supreme court.

    Hmmm...could it be?


    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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