Waddle wisdom:
Always be yourself. (unless you suck)
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy Stanley
Waddle wisdom:
Always be yourself, unless you suck, then try to be me because I'm wonderful.
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
Even more Waddle wisdom:
If you change your car horn to gunshot sounds, people will get out of the way faster.
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins
Not really Waddle wisdom, just something I figured out.
Ever wonder where they came up with the idea for the appeals portion of our justice system? Does this sound familiar?
If Mom says no, ask Dad.
If Dad says no, ask Grandparents.
Mom = District court
Dad = Appeals court
Grandparents = Supreme court.
Hmmm...could it be?
I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
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