Waddle Wisdom

[Tonerbomb]

It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is usually a way to solve problems without using violence.

2 things come to mind here

I'm thinking this wisdom came about after the first time that happened

and in Nebraska we have very big mosquito's, that should never get near the family jewels......................

[ZOOTECH]

2 things come to mind here

I'm thinking this wisdom came about after the first time that happened

and in Nebraska we have very big mosquito's, that should never get near the family jewels......................

A man's tools is like his jewels -- you don't mess with them.

[Iowatech]

Along those lines, if things get stuck in zippers that shouldn't, maybe it is time to consider a different style of underpants.

[NeoMatrix]

Life is like a turd sandwich --the more bread you've got the less crap you have to swallow.

[HenryT2]

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