Here's your brilliant graduate students at work.

[prntrfxr]

So strapping a cell phone to my side all day every day is bad? What do I get a tumor or something?

[igi]

So strapping a cell phone to my side all day every day is bad? What do I get a tumor or something?

not a tumor,but a tingling vibration.

[DWise]

So strapping a cell phone to my side all day every day is bad? What do I get a tumor or something?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

[prntrfxr]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

It's scary when someone reads your mind. Especially one as off the beam as mine.

[NeoMatrix]

And Mythbusters proved that a phone call itself won't ignite the fuel fumes.

Dropping the phone could cause a spark, or disconnection of the battery, but very highly unlikely.

Some one should start up a website or face book blog called "Myth-Bust-the-Myth-Busters". The Myth buster guys do most of their Myth projects correctly, but they have got a couple of their final conclusions incorrect. I believe their mistakes come mostly from incorrect research data on their part. I believe if you start a project with incorrect information then the final conclusion will be incorrect.

I do enjoy watching the Myth-Busters show most of the time....

[TheOwl]

Some one should start up a website or face book blog called "Myth-Bust-the-Myth-Busters". The Myth buster guys do most of their Myth projects correctly, but they have got a couple of their final conclusions incorrect. I believe their mistakes come mostly from incorrect research data on their part. I believe if you start a project with incorrect information then the final conclusion will be incorrect.

I do enjoy watching the Myth-Busters show most of the time....

That's why they have re-visits of Myths when enough people email them to say that they got it wrong.

They are also trying to stay as true to the line of the Myth as possible which can put a twist in things. But, if all else fails, BLOW IT UP!!! lmao

[NeoMatrix]

So strapping a cell phone to my side all day every day is bad? What do I get a tumor or something?

I have seen a couple of documentarys on the idiot-box (TV) about USA police using X-band radar guns. Some of these guys have tumors on their arms and legs from over exposer to the beam. The persons openly admit they ignored all pre-cautions when using the radar guns, but the fact remains the damage was done to their body.

[Shadow1]

not a tumor,but a tingling vibration.

I've been strapping it to the wrong head then...

[Shadow1]

Back to the premise posited by the original post: You will note that while the tinfoil hat test subjects appear to be exclusively the extremist paranoid conspiracy theorists the paper makes no assumptions as to if their obvious mental afflictions are a cause or an effect of said headgear. I take no position on the matter other than to note the cranial fashion statement sported by true brainiacs (i.e. the ones with the most to hide from rogue government surveillance) is exclusively some form of propeller beanie. While resonances inherent in the folded and domed structure of tinfoil hats can actually amplify certain harmonics of common brain waves a propeller beanie will not. Additionally if constructed of the proper materials the curved and angled surface of the propeller positioned above the cranium will effectively deflect signals to and from surveillance satellites.

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