COPYISMS

**kyrenecopy** · 06-12-2012

Originally Posted by kingpd@businessprints.net

When you have to come back on site a second time because you told the customer that you have to do an important upgrade modification from the manufacturer but you really need to go get your drill and drill out the screw that you stripped.

Or get another fuser lamp that you just broke, or a drum you scratched, or the laser glass you dropped and broke, etc etc etc

**NeoMatrix** · 06-12-2012

Originally Posted by mjarbar

Sorry - but don't you mean frimware!!!

(F)ix
(I)intermittant
(R)om
(M)ode
(W)ith
(A)nother
(R)om
(E)ntirely....

**Shadow1** · 06-13-2012

I work for a living - that means I wash my hands BEFORE I take a leak.

**zed255** · 06-13-2012

Originally Posted by Shadow1

I work for a living - that means I wash my hands BEFORE I take a leak.

Too true! Caught myself the other day walking into a washroom for a pit stop part way through a PM and washed up BEFORE doing any business. I wasn't gonna touch myself there with hands like that! Methinks would have been awkward trying to explain washing ones genitalia in the sink...

**igi** · 06-13-2012

Originally Posted by skynet

Your fitting a new control panel and you drop a screw.

If Issac Newton is to be believed it should be on the floor.

After fifteen minutes of searching you give up, only to find the screw in the darkest corner of the delivery tray.

thats because the screws nas a natural attraction
to the darkness.

**Shadow1** · 06-13-2012

Originally Posted by zed255

...awkward trying to explain washing ones genitalia in the sink...

Okay... I did NOT need that mental picture, although I will admit to having a good laugh.

I've always thought it should work that way to begin with, though. Think about it - your pecker has been in your pants all day {insert favorite exception here} god only knows where your hands have been... which are you more worried about keeping clean, safe, and germ free?

**NeoMatrix** · 06-13-2012

Originally Posted by zed255

Too true! Caught myself the other day walking into a washroom for a pit stop part way through a PM and washed up BEFORE doing any business. I wasn't gonna touch myself there with hands like that! Methinks would have been awkward trying to explain washing ones genitalia in the sink...

Re: Washing the crown jewels in the wash basin :
haha... You would have had a lot of explaining to do if the customers secutary(or wife) walked out of the wash room before you ...

**igi** · 06-13-2012

Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

Re: Washing the crown jewels in the wash basin :
haha... You would have had a lot of explaining to do if the customers secutary(or wife) walked out of the wash room before you ...

wow Secutary sounds nice ill take two

**HenryT2** · 06-14-2012

Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

Re: Washing the crown jewels in the wash basin :
haha... You would have had a lot of explaining to do if the customers secutary(or wife) walked out of the wash room before you ...

Yes...but that would be better than your customer's brother...or nephew ........

Just Sayin'

**Akitu** · 06-14-2012

Originally Posted by Shadow1

Okay... I did NOT need that mental picture, although I will admit to having a good laugh.

I've always thought it should work that way to begin with, though. Think about it - your pecker has been in your pants all day {insert favorite exception here} god only knows where your hands have been... which are you more worried about keeping clean, safe, and germ free?

With your previous comedic gold posts, I was expecting a hilarious story to ensue. No such luck this time, and I can't say I'm disappointed based solely on the subject at hand.