Manual 4you

[banginbishop]

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hello miss - sorry i have a cold

[Llama God]

Here's a question for you - how moderate does the moderated language have to be on here before the moderators kick you off?

[kingpd@businessprints.net]

I'm rather deficient on my Ricoh manuals so I'd love to get more of them...but have others if you want to share...just PM me.

Why do you have zero rep anyway? You seem to know what you're talking about and you're funny as hell!

Ah yes, the self-righteous, sorry, proclaimed, judge of who should have rep power.

In a bid to increase my rep power, I will shortly be offering manuals to anybody who cares to ask for them for the princely sum of absolutely chuff all. That means free, just in case you're struggling to keep up with the limey dialect.

As and when Paul agrees to moderate his petulant negative rep power antics I shall cease and desist. Well, probably anyway.

[mrwho]

Here's a question for you - how moderate does the moderated language have to be on here before the moderators kick you off?

I sincerely haven't got a fucking clue...

[kingpd@businessprints.net]

I want some Oce' manuals too!

Anybody have any Canon firmware and the tool?

Actually I may really need some in the future. :-p

Nice! Do you carry any Océ manuals?

(And, with this, this thread takes another sharp turn, turning into a manual-begging-fest. I'll go first!)

Pleeeeeeeease? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? With a cherry?

[mrwho]

I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

I'm surely not the only one... am I?

[banginbishop]

I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

I'm surely not the only one... am I?

yep and all the emails notifications to everyone who has replied

[kingpd@businessprints.net]

You're too much...too funny! I couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

I wrote myself a note, for the next week I'm going to try and give you as much rep as I can.

I can't right now because I'm a rep whore and have maxed out again.

Ah, this is where my plan to bring the fucker to his ageing knees falls flat on its face. I should have specified that it's Ricoh family manuals only.

I'm going to scratch my arse for a while, although I'm not altogether sure why.

[Llama God]

I'm rather deficient on my Ricoh manuals...but have others if you want to share...just PM me.

Why do you have zero rep anyway? You seem to know what you're talking about and you're funny as hell!

Well it's very kind of you to say so and as soon as I've finished masturbating I'll tell you.

He's going to tell us...he's going to tell us...

Not like that! Not like that!

I'll just tell you now so I can carry on in peace. Apparently some people didn't my "witty banter" quite so amusing and found it necessary to take my rep away from me. I'm singling Paul out because a) he's the main offender on here, notorious for taking a stern line and b) his (avatar) face makes me want to hit things. Also, come to think of it, he's here in a for-profit, professional capacity rather than the back-scratching reciprocal basis that is intended.

Also it's because I'm a big gay and haters gonna hate.*

Anyway, must crack on/off.

*This may not be true at all.

[kingpd@businessprints.net]

It hurts so much...the laughter pains.

No you're not alone.

But I'm standing and instead of hitting refresh I keep hitting F9 in my Outlook for the next notification.

I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

I'm surely not the only one... am I?