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Likes: That's what she said!Originally Posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
No, wait... it doesn't work... fuck!
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That's what she said!
No, wait... it doesn't work... fuck!
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
This may be tacky and in poor taste but I think the she said might work if I said...
"if you can manage to get the two d*cks, and dead fetus out of it"
How else are you going to start shit... with jumper cables???
(Sorry for the mental picture - obviously I haven't had my coffee this morning and my brain isn't dry yet - washed it last night so I wouldn't have a dirty mind... didn't work.
Yeah, that was pretty tacky.
73 DE W5SSJ
well for the sake of diverting yet again and keeping this going...
I'm going to continue my bitching about Densi/PartsNow...even though I posted this in other threads...
Densi/Parts now raised prices up to 66.5%
Alright...anyone out there buying from Densi or Partsnow may find this interesting.
I happened to have downloaded a master spreadsheet of all the parts and supplies before Densi partnered with Partsnow. So I have ALL of the HISTORICAL prices...these are only a few months old...
When I pointed out that toners went up 20% from a few months ago, I was told it was a glitch (actually both companies said prices weren't going to change so that's lie #1)
Lie #2: that most of the products should be the same price with no increases...well I did some sample testing from the old price file and the new website...this is astonishing.
A few fuser rollers, increased by about 9% (not too bad)
Toner cartridges up about 20% (pretty steep)
Several other sample fuser items increased about 54% (are you fucking kidding me)?
Sampled bags of developers up 66.5% (wow).
So apparently it's not just a glitch or the sales lady was lying to me yet again...
Now on a more serious note, Can we move on to USELESS KNOWLEGE ???? as ignorant technichians we all have some, like AAB1 isn't a technician it's a model of a gruman 2 seat airplane !!!
Mystic Crystal Revelations
Wow, things have moved on somewhat since my last visit! I suppose that a lot can pass you by when you're asleep for prolonged periods of time.
Anyway, we had some badass weather here the other day and some witty chap put this onto Youtube. In an attempt to stop this thread from becoming an absolute abortion, I thought that I'd share it with you.
Bad, bad, bad mental image! Bad!
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
You have too much time on your hands. LOL
Just where the hell did you come up with that?
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD mental image.
Had to like that just on general principals, but no... not really.
73 DE W5SSJ
A couple of searches on Google Images - 2 minutes
Putting it all together on Paintshopro - 3 minutes
The resulting reactions: Timeless!
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
Okay, here's a fun game, it's old, but I believe it wasn't done here on CTN. It would probably deserve a new thread all by itself, but now that we're committed to make this one last as long as possible (did you notice this thread already made it onto the 10 hottest threads stats?), this one is guaranteed to make at least a couple extra of pages.
So, the rules are simple: Pick a movie and then add the sentence "in my pants" to the end.
Wins the best sexual innuendo, decided by "likes" from other fellow readers.
In order to leave movie titles to other players, let's limit this to 3 movies per post, shall we? I'll start:
- Terminator in my pants
- The good, the bad and the ugly in my pants
- I know what you did last summer in my pants
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!
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