Manual 4you

[sweet.persona]

you are jealous be cause iam the best tech and have perfect English Language , but that's Not good For ur Health someday

you'll Be MORON and thats ur Endless. i mean our friend TONERBONB

[Llama God]

you are jealous be cause iam the best tech and have perfect English Language , but that's Not good For ur Health someday

you'll Be MORON and thats ur Endless. TONER BONB

I'll start at the beginning...

You are jealous because I am the best tech. and speak perfect English, or

You are jealous because I am the best tech. and have a perfect grasp of the English language.

I can't make neither head nor tail of both your penultimate and final clauses, they're gibberish. For goodness sake, you can't even spell his name correctly!

I realise that I may have been overly anal with the full-stop after "tech", however as it's an abbreviation and I'm trying to educate the heathen then it is better to get these things right.

[mrwho]

you are jealous be cause iam the best tech and have perfect English Language , but that's Not good For ur Health someday

you'll Be MORON and thats ur Endless. TONER BONB

Man, google translate has a better english than you!

[Llama God]

I'm not sure how I got to this, however I've laughed up a lung. Be aware that the language is rather, err, colourful.

[Llama God]

Get in, there's another one!

[kingpd@businessprints.net]

I'll never tell.

You got "small soldiers" twice - is it anything you're trying to tell us?

[mojorolla]

Wow, I missed a lot after a day at the beach. I've decided to use TV shows as many movies already seem to be taken:

Friends....in my pants
Small Wonder...in my pants
The Family Feud...in my pants
Let's Make a Deal...in my pants
How I Met Your Mother...in my pants
Get Smart...in my pants
I Love Lucy...in my pants
Cheers...in my pants
Mad About You...in my pants
Bonanza...in my pants
The Incredible Hulk...in my pants
The Waltons...in my pants
....goodnight Johnboy

[mjarbar]

hehe.

{SNIP}

the hole...in my pants

{SNIP}

ok got to stop now...

Another technician with an accident requiring a stapler?!?!

Twister...in my pants - sat down - intense pain - nuff said...

[mrwho]

One for the ladies who say men can only think with the... other... head:

"A Beautiful Mind in my pants"

EDIT: Just to add that it can also be because it has a mind of its own...

[mrwho]

Wow, I missed a lot after a day at the beach. I've decided to use TV shows as many movies already seem to be taken:

You forgot "Mister Ed in my pants", although I understand why you'd want to forget about that one...