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    Re: Manual 4you

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1 View Post
    Bookmarked that site... ROFL

    I don't need an excuse to take a giant moist poop in your trunk.
    I clicked it, and immediately burst into tears as I saw the most heart wrenching, tear jerking insult ever thrown at me. "Error 07: Undefined unbelievable variable on line 1395."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    I clicked it, and immediately burst into tears as I saw the most heart wrenching, tear jerking insult ever thrown at me. "Error 07: Undefined unbelievable variable on line 1395."
    LOL - I think it likes you... It didn't have the heart to hurl insults.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1 View Post
    LOL - I think it likes you... It didn't have the heart to hurl insults.
    I clicked refresh after, just to test out your theory... It then threw a fleshlight joke at me. I didn't even know how to react...

    *Edit* I'm now convinced this is my bi-polar ex girlfriend. First refresh after the fleshlight joke and this is what it comes up with, "I saw you on Wednesday and oh my god I wanted to suck you in an awful way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    I clicked refresh after, just to test out your theory... It then threw a fleshlight joke at me. I didn't even know how to react...
    Hmmm... It must be love.

    You can have one of mine: "Go stroke yourself, you felch swilling, Jewish, pedantic, uppity, psychotic cousin-porking librarian-drilling bag of douche."
    73 DE W5SSJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1 View Post
    Hmmm... It must be love.

    You can have one of mine: "Go stroke yourself, you felch swilling, Jewish, pedantic, uppity, psychotic cousin-porking librarian-drilling bag of douche."
    You must have started that quote before my edit. My jaw remains on the floor. I'm afraid to click refresh again, lest it give out my full name, address and bank PIN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akitu View Post
    You must have started that quote before my edit. My jaw remains on the floor. I'm afraid to click refresh again, lest it give out my full name, address and bank PIN.
    Perhaps you're my long lost cousin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1 View Post
    Perhaps you're my long lost cousin...
    I very well could be for all I know. My family tree as far as we all know may as well be a shrub.

    I refuse to click refresh anymore, it's coming on to me, I swear. I fully expect to see she-who-shall-not-be-named standing on my doorstep tomorrow with a look of desperation on her face... This is getting too real!

    (Also, I happened to have taken screenshots of the funniest ones so far, just in case someone doesn't think the insult generator is capable of love).

    I'm also taking this as a sign that Skynet is almost online, better go start preparing my nuclear robot war bunker...
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    Akitu, it would be most unfortunate if you were unrelentingly donkey punched and nobody was around to witness it.
    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    I found this one amusing and disturbing all together....

    I don't want to have to explain to your boyfriend that you can't go to Christmas dinner because you got caught masturbating in Home Depot again.
    "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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    It knows the kind of dark humour I enjoy. Check this pearl of wisdom I'm making a mental note of to use in real life:

    "It's challenging to feel sorry for the cancer you're about to be diagnosed with."

    Pure genius!
    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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