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So be honest guys (or gals) what kind of underwear do you wear? Or don't you wear?
Tighty whities? Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Speedos? Shit stained underwear?
How many holes in your underwear and/or years before you throw out a pair?
Tighty coloured at first, then they go through the full spectrum until the "shit stained underwear" phase.
I usually follow the four-day rule of thumb, that claims you can use your underwear for four days without changing, using the following formula:
Day 1: Forward-facing
Day 2: Backward-facing
Day 3: Inside-out Forward-facing
Day4: Inside-out Backward facing
I hope my grasp of english is enough to convey the image I intend to.
EDIT: I usually throw them out when the elastic band stops doing its job or when there is a hole big enough for my junk to come completely out.
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Boxer briefs for me. Tighties are too tight to accommodate my cubic footage requirements and boxers...well...they don't hide little I mean big annoyances well enough.
I switched to colored pairs so the shit stains are hard to see...although I love being able to bleach stuff...feels really clean.
If I'm in a hurry or wearing a really comfortable pair of pants or shorts then I don't wear underwear.
I have owned some interesting underwear over the years but stick mostly to the non-sexy bulk packs these days.
You're right about the elastic bands...really that's the key, I mean I can handle 2 to 3 holes in a pair of underwear but a non-functioning elastic band...forget it...they go in the trash.
They don't make underwear like they used to either...I used to get 9 maybe 10 years before I had to toss a pair...now I'm lucky to get 5.
A tight-legged boxer for me, mostly in dark colours. These are destroyed humanely when they begin to move of their accord.
At weekends, however, I wear a nice little thong.
Boxers - that way when I'm walking around the house in my underwear and company shows up I can pretend I'm wearing sweat shorts. Or if you prefer to look at it differently, I'm wearing boxers as shorts and going commando!
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